"She's an Allagash. She has Allagash genes. She's a very attractive lady. She'll also inherit a little of the Allagash…"

"[rambling on aimlessly to himself] ...Siamese fighting fish in the water cooler... the old crew in the golden days of…"

"Pygmies. I'm surrounded by pygmies."

"All that glitters is not gold."

"It's 6.00am. Do you know where you are?"

"He's a long way from Kansas."

"Michael J. Fox - Jamie Conway"

"Phoebe Cates - Amanda"

"Swoosie Kurtz - Megan"

"I, believe it or not, took this bimbo back to her place on Fifth Avenue. Did some of her off-the-boat-quality drugs. …"