"When you loved the one who was killing you, it left you no options. How could you run, how could you fight, when doin…"

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

""No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you." "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood,…"

"It wasn't nearly as easy to dance with Charlie. He was no better at it than I was, so we moved safely from side to si…"

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

"How did people do this — swallow all their fears and trust someone else so implicitly with every imperfection and fea…"

""Don't be afraid," I murmured. "We belong together." I was abruptly overwhelmed by the truth of my own words. This mo…"

"Why am I covered in feathers?"

"Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."

"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."