"It was the morning of April 20, 1999, and it was pretty much like any other morning in America. The Farmer did his ch…"

"This was my first gun. I couldn't wait to go out and shoot up the neighborhood."

"Well, here's my first question. Do you think it's kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank?"

"What if I had a spear?"

"Suddenly, our children had become little monsters."

"The media, the corporations, the politicians... have all done such a good job of scaring the American public, it's co…"

"I left the Heston estate atop Beverly Hills and walked back into the real world. To an America living and breathing i…"

"Yes, it was a glorious time to be an American."

""Have you ever been adjudicated mentally defective? Or have you ever been committed to a mental institution?" Well, I…"

"Oh, with a crime. Okay, so if I'm just normally mentally defective but not criminal..."