"It was the morning of April 20, 1999, and it was pretty much like any other morning in America. The Farmer did his ch…"

"This was my first gun. I couldn't wait to go out and shoot up the neighborhood."

"Well, here's my first question. Do you think it's kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank?"

"What if I had a spear?"

"Suddenly, our children had become little monsters."

"The media, the corporations, the politicians... have all done such a good job of scaring the American public, it's co…"

"Yes, it was a glorious time to be an American."

"Thank you for not shooting me Nathan Tucker."

""Have you ever been adjudicated mentally defective? Or have you ever been committed to a mental institution?" Well, I…"

"Oh, with a crime. Okay, so if I'm just normally mentally defective but not criminal..."