"[singing as she packs her suitcase] Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late! Lollies lo…"

"[on phone] You're a real gold-plated whore, mother, you know that?"

"[upon seeing that Mrs. MacHenry is coming inside the house] Speaking of professional virgins - here we have the queen…"

"Oh, why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it? That'll give you a charge."

"I think the little bugger's schnockered, son of a bitch."

"I didn't send my daughter in here to be drinking and picking up the boys."

"Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty Billy!"

"Agnes, It's me Billy! Don't tell them what we did!"

"Let me lick ya, you pretty piggy cunt!"

"These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!"