"[singing as she packs her suitcase] Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late! Lollies lo…"

"[on phone] You're a real gold-plated whore, mother, you know that?"

"[upon seeing that Mrs. MacHenry is coming inside the house] Speaking of professional virgins - here we have the queen…"

"Oh, why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it? That'll give you a charge."

"I didn't send my daughter in here to be drinking and picking up the boys."

"Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty Billy!"

"Agnes, It's me Billy! Don't tell them what we did!"

"Let me lick ya, you pretty piggy cunt!"

"[to Barb, while on the phone] I'll stick my tongue up your pretty pussy!"

"These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!"