"[after the Jokerz's vehicle crashes] That ain’t coming out of my allowance."

"I hate to say it, but I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow."

"[to Ace] Good Batdog."

"Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it."

"You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman; b…"

"Hello Gotham, Joker's back in town. [laughs]"

"[meeting the new Batman] Ah, the new boy: ears are too long and I miss the cape but not too shabby, not too shabby at…"

"[to Bruce] Oh no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie; after all, who'd know me better than you?"

"[to Bruce] Don't get up, Bruce, it's just an old friend come by to say hello. Hello, Batman. [laughing]"

"[to the Jokerz] It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks."