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"David Alan Grier as Darby"
"Luke Wilson as Earl Jensen."
"Nat Faxon as Kevin the Guard."
"Amy Yasbeck as Secretary Claire."
"Molly Shannon as Reporter Petey."
"Preacher Greg: You can't drag race with Jesus."
"Goodnight, and God peed."
"Thomas Lennon as Narrator Older Earl"
"Frank Welker as Dr. Frubar and President Don."
"Jeremy Piven as Tomkins"
"Matthew Lillard as Boris."
"Thomas Gibson as Preacher Greg."
"Sarah Michelle Gellar as Josie."
"President Don: Ah, poop in a handbag!"
"Never Trust a Pig in Glasses!"
"They're freaks coming to kick your butt!"
"Nick Jameson"
"Debi Mae West"
"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"
"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"
"Howard Hoffman"
"April Winchell"
"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"
"Kevin Chamberlin"
"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"
"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"
"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"
"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"
"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"
"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."
"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."
"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"
"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"
"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"
"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"
"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"
"Tim Curry as Pecarry"
"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"
"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"
"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"
"Conan O’Brien as Himself"
"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"
"That's it. Must... contact... intelligent... life..."
"Life sucks no matter where you are so don't be fooled by location changes."
"I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much."
"The guys here are a lot better looking in person than on their wanted posters."
"Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?"
"Daniel Milledge as Angier Sloane"
"Amanda Fox as Katherine Sloane"
"Laurine Towler as Michele Landon"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.