"[under his breath] Subtle. [normally] Hey, Grumsky, you losin' weight? [Grumsky stay focused] [imitating Eric Cartman…"

"Listen to me, you little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up you…"

"[Coop and Reemer are fighting] Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys... figh…"

"I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I'm outta here!"

"Trey Parker - Joe "Coop" Cooper"

"Matt Stone - Doug Remer"

"Dian Bachar - Kenny "Squeak" Scolari"

"Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed"

"Jenny McCarthy - Yvette Denslow"

"Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow"