"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, …"

"Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of,…"

"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."

"(to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurl…"

"For your information, a number of important sociological and psychological theorists have posited that stores exist i…"

"Why are you so fat?"

"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."

"Thank you for the compliment. Shall we kill you now or would you rather beg for a time?"

"(Facetiously) I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog."

"I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one."