"Nor wander from your selves with Tom Abroad to beg your bacon,"

"Seyned bacoun, and somtyme an ey or tweye."

"The bacoun was nat fet for hem, I trowe, That som men han in Essex at Dunmowe."

"Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious."

"For us the pig's the means, while bacon is the end Providing gustatory heights to which we can ascend."

"These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one anot…"

"He escorted her to the enormous open fire of wood in front of which a row of once-feathered vertebrates were slowly r…"

"A magnificent turkey had just been taken off the spit, well-shaped, golden, done to a turn, and the odour from which …"

"Really, we have just eaten a superb turkey. It was excellent, crammed with truffles up to its beak, tender as a fat p…"

"The goose at Michaelmas is as famous in the mouths of the million, as the minced-pie at Christmas; but for those who …"