"Nor wander from your selves with Tom Abroad to beg your bacon,"

"Seyned bacoun, and somtyme an ey or tweye."

"The bacoun was nat fet for hem, I trowe, That som men han in Essex at Dunmowe."

"Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious."

"For winning wolde I al his lust endure, And make me a feyned appetyt; And yet in bacon hadde I never delyt."

"These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one anot…"

"He escorted her to the enormous open fire of wood in front of which a row of once-feathered vertebrates were slowly r…"

"A magnificent turkey had just been taken off the spit, well-shaped, golden, done to a turn, and the odour from which …"

"Really, we have just eaten a superb turkey. It was excellent, crammed with truffles up to its beak, tender as a fat p…"

"The goose at Michaelmas is as famous in the mouths of the million, as the minced-pie at Christmas; but for those who …"