"You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think h…"

"You don't have to pretend like you like me. I've had enough charity to last a lifetime."

"Dominique: You are gonna clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod! [Rod leaves the room and holds his head-Dominiq…"

"Da Funk: [Brit and Bree do really bad dances] Hahahah, did you guys see that? That was just terrible. Thank God that'…"

"Tami: I love drama! It's so dramatic!"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"

"I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to …"

"You ain't no man till you split dark oak."

"What the hell those niggers doing out there?"