"There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it."

"[Shouting angrily at umpire] You call that a call?! Did you call that a call?! In all my years of baseball, I have ne…"

"It's like you're saying it's okay to believe in God, but it's not okay to believe in angels. I thought they were on t…"

"No one can see me or hear me but you."

"I left in a hurry yesterday. I forgot a few of the rules. Numero uno: don't tell anyone about us. Now, I heard you al…"

"Even though you can't see us, we're always watching."

"A degree from a university? From a credentialist scam for laundering privilege? Amazing."

"99.9% of what's called activism is really personal exhibitionism and brand maintenance in disguise."

"I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I…"

"You miserable fucking idiot, do you know what you've done?"