"Holla! The cheese balls are in the hizzouse!"

"[as he and his brothers are shocked at seeing the Chipettes with Ian] They're with Ian?!"

"[pointing to Ian Hawke; threateningly] Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!"

"[to Simon after finding him in the dumpster] Okay. I am a total jerk. I admit it. So, are we cool, now? [holds out hi…"

"[to an eagle as it is about to harm Theodore] Look, um...I get why you want Theodore. I do. But I'm sorry, I cannot l…"

"I thought Alvin was messy. This is literally disgusting. I feel like I'm living in a dumpster!"

"Oh, you have got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Toby!"

"[while playing dodgeball] Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?! [gets hit by a dodgeball…"

"[not pleased to see Ian] I thought I smelled a rat."

"Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya! Whoo!"