"Earlier this evening, we accidentally ruined a very special evening for a very special woman, and we'd like to make it up to her. Alice? Barry has something he'd like to ask you… Again."

"[trailer] Whoa. Buzzkill."

"[annoyed to Agent Suggs for making everyone on the plane panic into believing they're going to crash] Great speech, Churchill."

"Bella Thorne — Ashley Grey"

"Can we move now? This is a very hard pose to hold."

"You only got one option: Chipmunk Jail. With tiny little bars, a tiny little barbed wire fence and a tiny toilet, and a tiny yard where you can lift your tiny little weights!"

"Beard peanuts?"

"Miles, we are so sorry. We have not been fair to you from day one. And the truth is… you'd make a great brother."

"That was awesome! I'm definitely going again!"

"Redfoo is here?!"

"[speaking in Spanish; to Miles] I also speak Spanish. And you are not fooling anyone with your good boy routine."

"[to Alvin; annoyingly through gritted teeth for nudging him] I'm standing right here. I can hear what he's saying."

"[referring to Agent James Suggs] Whoa. That guy is the mayor of Crazy Town."

"You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us."

"Hey, we missed a call from Dave. And a text. twenty-seven of them."

"[rips a big one and giggles] Sorry. Pizza toots."

"[to Alvin] Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the police of the sky!"

"I'm not a fan."

"You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak. But now, it's payback time. I'm putting you three on the No-Fly List!"

"What do you think they're gonna bring up when they interview me, huh? My decade of perfect service… or that one time that three chipmunks turned my flight into Noah's Ark?"

"Matthew Gray Gubler — Voice of Simon Seville"

"Boys on the hood."

"Hey, guys! Look what I won! [pulls out a plush toy replica of himself] Isn't he cute? Look at that face!"

"That's insulting. We are very mature."