"If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we d…"

"We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to …"

"How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?"

"Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a dragSchool's out for summer School's out for…"

"I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'Til they got a hold of me. I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the…"

"Man's got his woman to take his seed He's got the power — oh She's got the need She spends her life through pleasing …"

"Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player."

"Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. I hav…"

"I call it treason against rock 'n' roll because rock is the antithesis of politics. Rock should never be in bed with …"

"People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They do…"