"[to an umpire] Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? [after the umpire throws him …"

""Here's a job for you, Jimmy. Managing girl ballplayers. Just go out there, wave your little hat around - but don't d…"

"[to Dottie] You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, D…"

"To achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible."

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rockford Peaches prove that a woman's place is at home...first, second & third."

"Once in a lifetime you get a chance to do something different."

"A woman's place is on home, first, second, and third."

"Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan"

"[to the Peaches' homely chaperone] By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."