"[to Sam] Sweetheart, now that you're old enough, there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're …"

"[to Rhonda, biting her freshly manicured nail] I'm a very appealing person."

"[repeated line] Anything is possible if you just believe."

"Have no fear! Zorro is here... [slight pause] AND HE'S GOT THE KEYS TO HIS DAD'S MERCEDES!"

"[after Sam and Austin get together] Oh my God! You gotta love high school!"

"Hal: Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."

"Austin: I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not. But when I talk to you I'm the guy I…"

"Hilary Duff - Sam Montgomery"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona"

"Chad Michael Murray - Austin Ames"