"Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn…"

"So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

"And I'm not gay, okay? I get that all the time. No, I'm not gay."

"Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor."

"Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They…"

"One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this …"

"If you remember anything that I tell you, remember this: James Brown is the baddest motherfucker in show business."

"It's 11:59 on New Year's Eve. Do you know where your date is?"

"Ben Affleck - Bartender"

"You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing y…"