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"I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell."
"You bring me over here, and you tell me I'm the worst lover you ever had. And now you tell me it can't be helped."
"Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?"
"You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell."
"Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn't had a lasting relationship since Junior High."
"So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
"And I'm not gay, okay? I get that all the time. No, I'm not gay."
"Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor."
"Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies."
"One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis."
"If you remember anything that I tell you, remember this: James Brown is the baddest motherfucker in show business."
"It's 11:59 on New Year's Eve. Do you know where your date is?"
"Ben Affleck - Bartender"
"Casey Affleck - Tom"
"Caleb Carr - Cynical Bar Patron"
"Dave Chappelle - Disco Cabbie"
"Elvis Costello - Himself"
"Guillermo DÃaz - Dave"
"Angela Featherstone - Caitlyn"
"Janeane Garofalo - Ellie"
"Gaby Hoffmann - Stephie"
"Kate Hudson - Cindy"
"Catherine Kellner - Hillary"
"Courtney Love - Lucy"
"Brian McCardie - Eric"
"Jay Mohr - Jack"
"Nicole Ari Parker - Bridget"
"Martha Plimpton - Monica"
"Christina Ricci - Val"
"Paul Rudd - Kevin"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.