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"This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."
"Oooooh! Nice briefcase!"
"I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!"
"Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."
"I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."
"So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!"
"Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!"
"Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!"
"Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!"
"Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!"
"Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense."
"Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too."
"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!"
"V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to."
"Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace."
"Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!"
"Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney."
"Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good."
"Bigger. Bolder. Blonder"
"This summer. . . justice is blonde."
"Join the party!"
"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"
"Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd"
"Regina King - Grace Rossiter"
"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette"
"Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks"
"Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser"
"Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani"
"Jessica Cauffiel - Margot"
"Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire"
"J Barton - Timothy McGinn"
"Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine"
"Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy"
"Bob Newhart - Sid Post"
"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"
"Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.