Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

"This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."

"Oooooh! Nice briefcase!"

"I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!"

"Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."

"I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."

"So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!"

"Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!"

"Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!"

"Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!"

"Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!"

"Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense."

"Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too."

"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!"

"V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to."

"Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace."

"Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!"

"Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney."

"Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good."

"Bigger. Bolder. Blonder"

"This summer. . . justice is blonde."

"Join the party!"

"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"

"Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd"

"Regina King - Grace Rossiter"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette"

"Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks"

"Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser"

"Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani"

"Jessica Cauffiel - Margot"

"Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire"

"J Barton - Timothy McGinn"

"Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine"

"Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy"

"Bob Newhart - Sid Post"

"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"

"Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft"