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"Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!"
"Let's get Tropical!"
"It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!"
"When they look back in the annals of history, people are gonna be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl."
"GODDAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN FUCKIN' ENGLISH!"
"I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!"
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!"
"(to Monix) I wish you were still a washing machine!"
"SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!"
"Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
"EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!"
"If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet."
"SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!"
"Get the funk outta my face. Get. The. Funk. Outta My Face."
"You...motherfucking cocksuckers!"
"Petrelli: How come it says "Monix" on your jersey when your name's "Pussy"?"
"Cornelius Banks: Ohhhh, I did get shot!"
"Dick Pepperfield: Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine as they carry him off the court."
"Alan the Commissioner: No, no, Jackie, don't bite yourself!"
"Dick Pepperfield: Here comes the Alley...and there goes the Oop!"
"Clarence Coffee Black: Who the fuck is Bambi?"
"The Greatest Fro on Earth."
"Putting the funk into the dunk."
"Will Ferrell – Jackie Moon"
"André Benjamin – Clarence Withers / Coffee Black / Downtown "Funky Stuff" Malone"
"Woody Harrelson – Ed Monix"
"Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield"
"Will Arnett - Lou Redwood"
"Matt Walsh – Father Pat"
"Andy Richter – Bobby Dee"
"Jay Phillips – Scootsie Double Day"
"Josh Braaten – Twiggy Munson"
"Peter Cornell – Vakidis"
"DeRay Davis – Bee Bee Ellis"
"David Koechner – Alan Ault"
"Maura Tierney – Lynn"
"Rob Corddry – Kyle"
"Jackie Earle Haley - Dukes"
"Jason Sudeikis - Danny"
"Tim Meadows - Cornelius Banks"
"Kristen Wiig - Bear Trainer Girl"
"Ed Helms - Turtleneck reporter"
"Brian Huskey - White Pants reporter"
"Collette Wolfe - Melinda"
"Ian Roberts - Spurs Coach"
"Phil Hendrie - Nets Coach"
"Pat Kilbane - Petrelli"
"Patti LaBelle - Jackie's Mom"
"Ellia English - Ms. Quincy"
"Artis Gilmore - Restaurant customer #1"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.