"Because I know exactly what you're going to say. You're going to say that I'm in some kind of Internet-induced autohypnotic feedback loop, and-and gatekeepers, and-and norms, and all that weak hegemonic horseshit. But that is precisely the limp-dick rhetoric that you've been instructed to counter the human insurgency with. That's the fucking hyper-normalized dialectic by which you've convinced seven and half billion people that they're not your captives. To keep us believing in these fucking false institutional, fucking 'shy-boleths'."

"Stavros Halkias - Casey Boyd"

"You like black girls? I love 'em. I love 'em!"

"[to Lockjaw] Wake up, soldier boy. You died and went to pussy heaven, motherfucker."

"Some search for battle, others are born into it..."

"Sean Penn - Col. Steven J. Lockjaw"

"Chase Infiniti - Willa Ferguson / Charlene Calhoun"

"Paul Grimstad - Howard Sommerville / "Billy Goat" / "Gringo Coyote""

"I know who you are. I know what you are."

"[bashing Michelle in the kneecap] That's for Don, you fucking virus."

"I want you to know... this is really difficult for me as well. You killed my family, you killed my community, you killed my co-workers and you killed the bees. So given that, you should really appreciate how professional I'm being by not gutting you."

"Aidan Delbis - Don"

"I don't get mad. I don't get mad about anything anymore."

"I need a weapon, man. All you've got are goddamn nunchuks here."

"I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well."

"My name is Perfidia Beverly Hills, and this is a declaration of war. We're here to right your wrongs, motherfucker. You've got an army growing in your fucking guts, and you put it there."

"Junglepussy: [pointing a gun during bank robbery] Get your noses in the carpet! My name is Junglepussy. This is what power looks like. See my face? This some 'Set It Off' shit. I don't want you, I just want your money. Your money... pays for my artillery, my supplies, my transportation, my dynamite, my message! I am what black power looks like. See my face? See my face! I'm the French 75..."

"Sandy Irvine: Merry Christmas. Hail, Saint Nick."

"The last revolution was just the beginning."

"Leonardo DiCaprio - "Ghetto" Pat Calhoun / "Rocketman" / Bob Ferguson"

"Regina Hall - Deandra / "Lady Champagne""

"Teyana Taylor - Perfidia Beverly Hills"

"Wood Harris - Laredo"

"Alana Haim - "Mae West""

"It all starts with something... magnificent. A flower. Just a flower. Then a honeybee. Very fragile. Very complicated. The bee gathers pollen and deposits it in another flower's stigma. It's like sex but cleaner. And nobody gets hurt."

"Welcome to the headquarters of the human resistance. Despite our general suspicion and disavowal of all extant governing bodies, and despite the fact that you, as an Andromedan, are not subject to the human rights guidelines detailed in the Geneva Conventions, we nevertheless endeavour to adhere to those guidelines out of the humanist principles to which they aspire."

"[after slapping Michelle] Everybody denies it at first. And then they confess."

"We're just leveling the playing field. It's not torture. Torture is what it's done to us."

"A degree from a university? From a credentialist scam for laundering privilege? Amazing."

"99.9% of what's called activism is really personal exhibitionism and brand maintenance in disguise."

"Emma Stone - Michelle Fuller"

"Jesse Plemons - Teddy Gatz"

"You miserable fucking idiot, do you know what you've done?"

"Primarily, I'm not an alien."

"I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien."

"I can't do her hair, man. You know that? I don't know how to do her hair right."

"And the hour is almost upon us. Yay!"

"You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's fucking life!"

"The message is clear. Free borders, free bodies, free choice and free from fucking fear."

"I want you to create a show, Pat. Okay? This is going to announce the motherfucking revolution. Make it good. Make it bright. Impress me."

"Are you happy? Do you have love? What will you do when you get older? Will you try to change the world like I did? We failed, but maybe you will not. Maybe you will be the one who puts the world right."

"I've got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on at my place. All legit. From the heart. No cash."

"Greeting Code Voice: Nothing is secure. Everything is wrong. No one is above suspicion."

"John Hoogenakker - Tim Smith"