"Stereo: Yes, Bud, we shan't be there to wreck it because we don't care to wreck it, we won't be there to wreck it because we don't care to wreck it."

"Bud: Certainly, Etno, did I remember you?"

"Etno: Way to go, Bud, why do you know to remember it was the first grade?"

"Etno: Yes, what you have done here the harkens came of Saul Limpkins."

"Narrator: What is the logic behind this? They need to stop switching topics."

"In the beginning, there was darkness. Then there was... Me! Tater Ramirez Humphrey! Me, a lump of clay. Me, searching for my true self. But soon... I will achieve my final form! But I don't know what it'll be until I'd get a little QUIET!!!"

"Uh, out of my seat, shortstack!"

"Okay, new Earth game. I call it: Solar System!"

"What's that all about?"

"So Ferb, what do you wanna do today? What about Perry? What does he wanna do? Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored. And boredom is something I will not put. The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is what we did over the summer! I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster. And I mean a good rollercoaster. Not like the one we rode at the Street Fair. Man, that was lame. Why, if I built a rollercoaster, I would...That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!"

"The day I turned 16, I got my driver's license, and suddenly, I was free! I could be out in the open road with nothing but my own dreams to guide me! I could let the wind of adventure blow through my hair as the beckoning horizon pulls me ever onward! But instead, I'm just driving my little sister to and from soccer in my mom's minivan."

"Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years? Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!"

"Hey! This is an interactive show. That means you gotta select the correct answers. [gets a pillar dropped on by Rowdy; weakly] Enjoy the show..."

"Welcome to the City of Frank. 85 trillion cells and still growing, which is getting to be a big problem. Y'see, when a body gets this old and congested, there's a lot more upkeep. And in Frank, everybody's workin' overtime. I should know. The name's Jones. Osmosis Jones. I'm a cop. That's my partner Drix. He's a pill, but he's cool. We got a tip that Scarlet Fever's visiting a chop shop south of the stomach, below the beltway, deep in bowel town. I've been after this bad booty bacteria half my life. He wasn't gettin' away this time."