First lines in animated TV shows

"Special Delivery from the Middlemost Post!"

"Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'...you gotta come with me."

"Come in, Truman."

"Another perfect day in my hometown. Population: not very many. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I'm doing a little sketching under my favorite tree."

"[howls] Rubble on the double! Whee!"

"Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years? Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!"

"It was Picture Day at Tarrytown Airport. And Brenda Blue was ready with her camera to make this the best one ever."

"That one looks like a daffodil!"

"Yo, Seismo! Hey man, what you ups to?"

"Welcome aboard! Hey, come on, I want you to meet the team!"

"Heh-heh-ha-ha-ha! Woo-hoo!!!"

"Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'LL KILL YOU!"

"The day I turned 16, I got my driver's license, and suddenly, I was free! I could be out in the open road with nothing but my own dreams to guide me! I could let the wind of adventure blow through my hair as the beckoning horizon pulls me ever onward! But instead, I'm just driving my little sister to and from soccer in my mom's minivan."

"Okay, new Earth game. I call it: Solar System!"

"Welcome to Horseland!"

"My name is Leslie McGroarty. I'm a city girl, and the big city is my home. Most of my boys called me boisterous and hog-wild, that's because I fight these dorks, I played video games, I jammed to my rock music and I can skateboarding. I love to have fun, and I'm having a lot more fun, because I'm a tomboy!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, behold the world's greatest daredevil: Kick Buttowski! [pause] Kick! Kick, are you OK?"

"Do you have everything you need for your first day? Paper, pencils, spark plugs, lemon drops?"

"Commander Andru, the Glorft have found us. Perimeter defenses are failing. We're being overrun."

"Good morning Finger! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 100! Honeybee Troop Bessie Higgenbottom! Reporting for duty! Hi mom! Bye mom!"

"Hmm! The poster for our show turned out pretty well, Tooey."

"Well, Professor Knight, how'd I do?"

"Okay. So, Cat and I are on a farm."

"The school concert is tomorrow, Max. And I get to play, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!"

"Welcome to the City of Frank. 85 trillion cells and still growing, which is getting to be a big problem. Y'see, when a body gets this old and congested, there's a lot more upkeep. And in Frank, everybody's workin' overtime. I should know. The name's Jones. Osmosis Jones. I'm a cop. That's my partner Drix. He's a pill, but he's cool. We got a tip that Scarlet Fever's visiting a chop shop south of the stomach, below the beltway, deep in bowel town. I've been after this bad booty bacteria half my life. He wasn't gettin' away this time."

"Hey! This is an interactive show. That means you gotta select the correct answers. [gets a pillar dropped on by Rowdy; weakly] Enjoy the show..."

"So Ferb, what do you wanna do today? What about Perry? What does he wanna do? Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored. And boredom is something I will not put. The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is what we did over the summer! I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster. And I mean a good rollercoaster. Not like the one we rode at the Street Fair. Man, that was lame. Why, if I built a rollercoaster, I would...That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!"

"What's that all about?"

"Uh, out of my seat, shortstack!"

"In the beginning, there was darkness. Then there was... Me! Tater Ramirez Humphrey! Me, a lump of clay. Me, searching for my true self. But soon... I will achieve my final form! But I don't know what it'll be until I'd get a little QUIET!!!"

"Thank you, Gunbarrel City! Goodnight! Guess we can skip the encore."

"Small, get in here!"

"Welcome, brave Irken soldiers. Welcome to Conventia, the convention hall planet. Please, proceed to the docking ring and take the complimentary teleporters to the planet's surface!"

"SQUAWK! SQUAWK! Good morning, birds! SQUAWK! [laughs] Good morning, ol' rusty sign! Another perfect day in Seaside By the Seashore, my new home!"

"And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits!"

"You'll never catch me, Team LilyMu!"

"I'll tell you what my truck needs: Leadership. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives."

"In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. They left the house at half past nine, in two straight lines, rain or shine. The smallest one was Madeline."

"Why is everybody running around like crazy?"

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"

"We'll get you down, Whiskers."

"Welcome to our Clubhouse! Are you ready to play? Swell!"

"I'm Mr. Frog. This is my show. I eat the bug. I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you."

"Hey everyone, it's me Molly!"

"Smile for the camera."

"Wait, stop! I just wanna punch you!"

"Just east of Northwestville and south of Gubai, a town known as Glurfsburg might catch your eye. Our story starts here; who knows what's in store? It begins with a kite, then...SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! That's a ninja! This is Dr. Seuss, so I wasn't expecting a ni - oh, WHY WOULD YOU CUT THE LINE?!?!"

"So, what do you guys wanna show me?"

"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world."

"Heffer, we're mates, right?"