"Brendon Small as Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, William Murderface, Young Toki Wartooth, Charles Offdensen, Ishnifus Meaddle, Edgar and Eric Jomfru, Magnus Hammersmith, Dr. Rockso, Dethklok Minute Host, all Klokateers, Church of the Black Klok monks, old guitar teacher, strange man from Depths of Humanity, fans"

"Ulrich Wild (uncredited) as Bald Fan"

"Jack Black as Dethklok's original manager, Fat Fan"

"Tara Strong - Princess Clara, Toot Braunstein, Jew Producer's Wife, Real Princess, Sasha (Network Head's daughter), Betty Rubble, and the blonde woman in the bar in Bedrock"

"Jack Plotnick - Xandir P. Wifflebottom"

"Jess Harnell - Captain Leslie Hero, King, Brian the Rhino Guard, the Bedrock bartender, and Wile E. Coyote."

"Adam Carolla - Spanky Ham"

"Abbey DiGregorio - Ling-Ling"

"Kaitlyn Robrock - Smurfette"

"Corey Burton - the Jew Producer's son"

"Frank Welker - The Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth and Rhino Guard 2"

"Vernon Wells - Network Head"

"Seth MacFarlane - I.S.R.A.E.L. (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady)"

"James Arnold Taylor - Wooldoor Jebediah Sockbat, Jew Producer, Barney Rubble, the Jew Producer's next-door neighbor Eddie, Rhino Guard 1, Brainy Smurf, Hefty Smurf, many of the audience members at The Suck My Taint Show and the Make-A-Point Wizard."

"Cree Summer - Foxxy Love, Suck My Taint Girl, Network Head's wife and Mrs. Wilkinson"

"Jackie Titone (Alison Krauss, singing) - Jennifer Friedman"

"Austin Scout - Benjamin Friedman"

"Allen Covert - Old lady / Bus driver / Mayor's wife"

"Rob Schneider - Narrator / Mr. Chang"

"Kevin Nealon - Mayor Dewey"

"Norm Crosby - Judge"

"Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor"

"Richard Page (singing) - Davey's dad"

"Dylan and Cole Sprouse - KB Toys soldiers"

"Tyra Banks - Victoria's Secret gown"

"Blake Clark - RadioShack walkie-talkie"

"Peter Dante - Foot Locker guy"

"Ellen Albertini Dow - See's Candies box"

"Kevin Farley - Panda Express panda"

"Lari Friedman - The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cup"

"Tom Kenny - The Sharper Image chair"

"Carl Weathers - GNC bottle"

"Ann Wilson (singing) - Davey's mom"

"[Referring to Christmas/Hanukkah holidays] It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it? But you know what? There are some buffoons out there who actually can't stand the holiday season. And seeing other people enjoy the festivities... gets them even more disgusted. In fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug... lives right here in little old dukesberry. His name's Davey Stone. That fool's in the China dragon... coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over. At one time, Davey was a super student, super athlete... super sweet, super kid and the apple of his parents' eye. Now, he's just a 33-year-old, crazy Jewish guy... who lives for making this town as miserable as he is... especially on the first night of Hanukkah. How'd he end up this way? Let's save that for later... because right now, Davey's about to get himself into some serious trouble."

"[To Whitey after toppling the port-a-pottie with him in it down a hill] Smell ya later, poopsicle."

"[To Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed] I should stick you on a twig and roast you!"

"[Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on] Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna [sustains a burp] BA...RF...!"

"JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!"

"[Opens a flask in before courtroom judge] Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. [He takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far, then court spectators all disapprovingly shake their heads] I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo."

"[Referring to obese boy on basketball court] Foul on this kid, for eating everything in sight. Jelly-jugs, the next time you come onto my court, you better wear a bra, okay?"

"[To Whitey] You actually give a crap about winning a patch?"

"[To the mayor sarcastically thanking him for destroying the ice sculpture] I didn't do it for you. [Does air plank lifting gestures] I did it for the ladies. [Women walking by respond incredulously]"

"Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's gifts. They definitely have furry underwear!"

"Technical foul! Technical foul!"