Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder

"Bite my shiny metal hat!"

"Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?"

"Where are you? And me?"

"Stop making your point so ineffectively!"

"Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me."

"It's not all about money; although I would like much much more."

"[when trying to bend a brick wall] Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'm... so... great!"

"[when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says [gets shot more]"

"[last full line of the four-movie sequence] Into the breach meatbags...or not. Whatever."

"Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?"

"Hehehe. Quit touching my junk, pervert!!!!!!"

"Hello Blue Bird, this is Mr. Fabulous, we are go for cheesing it!"

"[playing poker] Read ‘em and weep. And then tell me what they are."

"you can't open your mouth if your your tongue is out...try it...you can do it but you look like a dog...you laugh at yourself and your smiling because you know that you have been tricked"

"Bender here has identified the femdito commander as my ex-lover, Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at."

"Captaining 101: Go for the nose!"

"Same speed ahead!"

"My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran."

"Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again."

"[seeing the Professor, Hermes and Fry dancing in the cage] Something is very wrong here. And yet, a bit right."

"My God, I must be the greatest public speaker ever. They're suckling at the teat of my every syllable-le."

"All good things must come to an end. Preferably in a humongous explosion."

"Joey Mousepad: Hey Don, ain't dat your wife, what wit ya had dat weddin' wit?"

"Hermes: OK, everybody take a shovel, and a sixth of the planet. We'll meet back here in 50 years, our bodies broken and our lives wasted."

"Clamps: The clamps! Or a clamp-like device."

"Leo Wong: [as Fry massages his feet] Ooh, that nice. Get between the toes, very dirty."

"Calculon: I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista ['Windows' 7 for network release] for everything...[begins malfunctioning] System Error!"

"Mom: Ugh, if only I had all the money in the world...oh wait a second, I do! [cackles madly]"

"Donbot: Now, I am suspicious."

"Donbot: You see this gun? [crumbles it] That's what I'm going to do to him if he wins."

"Zoidberg: Say, what's that violet-coloured dwarf-like star-thing we're drifting towards?"

"Zoidberg: Ah, I hate to see it come to an end. [as career chip is taken out] Yee! When will it end!?"

"Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside. [turns the page of his Play-Boy-Ar-Dee magazine] Mm-hmm."

"Amy: Oh no! A rooster! That indicates it’s the following morning!"

"Leela: Zoidberg, I’m very surprised at you slightly."

"Snoop Dogg: Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies."

"Richard Nixon's head: The one thing no-one suspects is that I really did stage the moon landing...on Venus! Aroo! [laughes evilly]"