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"I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen."
"Sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth!"
"Here's your Gutenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's Secret Recipe: Chicken, Grease, Salt!"
"001100010010011110100001101101110011"
"Hasta la vista, Meatbag!"
"Must obey orders. Ohhhhh. Mustn't kill friend!! Ohhhhhh! Badly want to urinate!!!!!"
"[monotone] Entering auto destruct sequence. [normal] Awww crap, I hate auto destruct sequence! [monotone] Explosion in 7, 6,-- [Fry's duplicate kicks Bender's duplicate who stumbles back into a cryotube, Fry turns the control to one million years]"
"[monotone] 5-- [normal] Hey, I'm supposed to be the one saying cool things! [Gets frozen]"
"Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender! [blows up Fry's apartment]"
"While I was hacking off the Professor's hand with an extremely dull saw, I had time to think. Who could use a doomsday device more, the scammers, or me, Bender? After several minutes of steady sawing, I had the answer. Me, Bender!"
"Hey ! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."
"[monotone]--4, 3, 2, [normal voice] 1, BOOM! [Nothing happens. Bender laughs] Woah! [he explodes, killing Nudar and Lars]"
"Well, we're boned!"
"[sarcastically] Oh, hooray. It's handsome Lars and his fabulous jars."
"But she needs what'll make her happy, not what'll make me happy."
"Ahh, my hair! Ahh! My larynx!"
"Without my body I'm a nobody."
"Kiss my front butt!"
"[Considering what to wear on her date with Lars] Ooh, I think I'll wear that slutty dress I've been saving for Easter!"
"Sir, you're just a little enraged because you're dying. Up and away!"
"Wait for me, Leela! I'll be there in a thousand years!"
"I'm sciencing as fast as I can!"
"I can wire anything directly into anything - I'm The Professor!"
"In his (Hermes') absence I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!"
"Everyone out of the universe! Quick!"
"There, I saved the space-time continuum and 40% of your rectum."
"I'm a surgeon; when I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!"
"Barbados Slim: You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever."
"Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade."
"Al Gore: [in the year 2012] That hundred dollars could have gotten me...one gallon of gas. [ominous music]"
"Al Gore: Finally! I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.