"[W]hat is most amazing is the show's level of craftsmanship and quality which is maintained throughout the grueling requirements of producing a weekly animated show on a TV budget. The animation is heightened by the attention to detail that is paid to the surroundings. The worn-look of the projects is perfectly recreated with broken bottles, graffiti galore and other authentic props."

"While I question the sanctity of having eight executive producers on any show, everything seems to have turned out okay this time around."

"It's hard to imagine The PJs, a harmless slice-of-life cartoon series about black people could work in our overly-sensitive and sheltered times where anything and everything is deemed offensive by people with too much time on their hands. The PJs, which stands for the Projects (a common term for low-rent housing in the inner-city), takes us to a world that most Americans can't imagine exists. Yet the show's appeal goes beyond targeting a single demographic for one simple reason: at its core, The PJs is about people pulling together in the best and worst of times, and helping each other out."

"Well, sometimes, in the middle of the night, I burst into flames."

"We're mice."

"Knowledge is very important Max. Socrates once wrote that it is the only good and ignorance the only evil. Excuse me... I'm gonna explode."

"Yeah, but we're mice with a gun!"

"Bobcat Goldthwait - Muggle"

"Charlie Adler - Jammett"

"Are we men or are we mice?!"

"Dorian Harewood - Moze"

"Neil Patrick Harris - Max"

"[sneaks into the Oval Office with Max] Too bad the last guy left. All he ever did in here was sleep."

"If you don't mind me saying, you look like hell."

"Patti Deutsch - Trixie"

"Jennifer Darling - Berkeley"

"How bout'... if we drug them?! How bout'... if we blew his freaken brain's out?!"

"Frank Welker - Presidential Cats"

"Quanzilla - Scooter"

"We're on the air here."

"I used to play Q*Bert all the time, Pac-Man too. Now I played Metal Gear Soild."

"Scratch - DJ Tech"

"Karaz, You pulled the wrong plug!"

"Okay, people! Time to make the bagel! And 5, and 4, and 3, 2, Action!"

"Carlito Rodriguez - Chino"

"Riggs Morales - Karaz"

"Hey, What about me?!"

"Karaz, Look what you did now! (pauses) Tech, Just play something 'till I get this fixed!"

"Yo, Tech! That ain't cool, Man!"

"How you doing this to me, Scooter?!"

"You know DJ Tech needs no introductions."

"I don't think you guys should've done that. The Man's not gonna like it!"

"Aw, Hell on earth, what the hell is this?!"

"Damn, I'm glad that's over! Hey, Scooter! You're gonna stop giving us these whack-ass videos."

"Less yapping, more rapping."

"We got a hot show for ya today."

"That's my girl right there, Yeah! You go Missy!"

"as James "Jim" Kuback"

"as Kevin French"

"as Posey Tyler"

"as Andrew "Andy" French"

"I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray."

"Look into the eyes of justice, Your Mother. You'll never get my power bands, savvy? Batmantis and I will fight you to the end!"

"I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead."

"I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."

"Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard."

"Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it."

"Hey, this thing on the monitor's not my mother! My room was always clean."

"Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why, Banjo, why?! Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!"

"I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!"