Space Ghost Coast to Coast

"I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead."

"I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."

"I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray."

"Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it."

"I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!"

"Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard."

"Look into the eyes of justice, Your Mother. You'll never get my power bands, savvy? Batmantis and I will fight you to the end!"

"Hey, this thing on the monitor's not my mother! My room was always clean."

"Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why, Banjo, why?! Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!"

"Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!"

"[to Jan and Jace] You rotten kids! This is all your fault! I owe you nothing! Without me, you'd be on the Herculoids' planet following Gleep and Gloop with brooms! And you two are no longer friends of mine! I'm telling that fat geek-a-nerd who does my webpage to officially list you two ingrates as enemies from now on!"

"Meatwad! Meat-dead?! Make dead meat, more like it!"

"Is this it? Is this the final battle? Has the reaper come for me at last? Is this the end... of Space Ghost?"

"I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky."

"I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis!"

"Hey! You took my soul!"

"You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once."

"– , Moltar"