Youth in Revolt (film)

"Can I make one suggestion? Can we make this the least amount of destruction possible?"

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! [Car runs out of gas] Fuck! Fuck!"

"Oh yeah, those sailors want their money back."

"I've got a Subway card with four stickers on it."

"But, I like this place!"

"Trent you and your pretty sweater better step aside [gets punched]."

"I'll help you get your girl back, but if you go to jail a virgin I won't be sticking around, now give me twenty-five cents Carlotta."

"Let me paint you a picture; You go back, they bust you, you go to jail, Sheeni gets on with her life, fuck Sheeni."

"[getting whipped by Wescott] You through, big man? [Wescott continues whipping]"

"I'm not going anywhere. Not until you sink your filthy dick into this tomato."

"You're going to Juvenile Detention. You'll be out in three months. [kisses Nick]"

"Nicky you didn't! You could have killed me."

"I wasn't fooled for one second when I saw that ugly woman walking to your door. I've called the police, you're going to jail."

"That stuff's strong, so only take two."

"Bad break, Nick!"

"Every "Revolution" Needs A Leader"

"He Wasn't a Rebel Until He Found His Cause."

"The revolution begins January 8"

"Michael Cera - Nick Twisp/François Dillinger"

"Portia Doubleday - Sheeni Saunders"

"Jean Smart - Estelle Twisp"

"Mary Kay Place - Mrs. Saunders"

"Zach Galifianakis - Jerry"

"Justin Long - Paul Saunders"

"Ray Liotta - Lance Wescott"

"Steve Buscemi - George Twisp"

"M. Emmet Walsh as Phil Saunders"

"Jonathan Bradford Wright as Trent Preston"

"Erik Knudsen - Leroy "Lefty""

"Adhir Kalyan - Vijay Joshi"

"Fred Willard - Mr. Ferguson"

"Aria Graynor - Lacey"

"Rooney Mara - Taggarty"

"Jade Fusco as Bernice Lynch"