Wreck-It Ralph

"[first lines] My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see, I'm 9' tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess—not gonna lie. Anywho, what else? Uh, I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, he would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, "Ha!". And no, there aren't. 30 years, I've been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go. Kinda sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it."

"[repeated line] I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be– than me."

"[last lines] The best part of my day, is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitches and all, just like I knew they would. That's when I realize: I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that kid likes me, how bad can I be?"

"He was minding his own business on the day they came They showed a piece of paper saying "eminent domain" They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame So he got mad And he turned bad Brick by brick he's gonna take his land back"

"The story of a regular guy just looking for a little wreck-ognition."

"This November, he's exploring new worlds, he's meeting new friends…he's got ONE chance to play the hero."

"This holiday season comes a story for everyone who ever needed a restart on life."

"When the game is over, a new world comes to life."

"Get ready for a new kind of hero."

"When the arcade closes, the fun begins."

"John C. Reilly — Wreck-It Ralph"

"Sarah Silverman — Princess Vanellope neé von Schweetz"

"Jack McBrayer — Fix-It Felix Jr."

"Jane Lynch — Sergeant Tamora Jean neé Calhoun"

"Alan Tudyk — Turbo/King K. Candy"

"Mindy Kaling — Taffyta neé Muttonfudge"

"Joe lo Truglio — Mr. Markowski"

"Ed O'Neill — Mr. Litwak"

"Dennis Haybert — General "Hologram" Lockload"

"Rich Moore — Sour Bill"

"Phil Johnston — The Surge Protector"