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"[summing up the "Win a Date" contest] Heaven is just a mouse click away."
"[giving Rosalee some parting advice before her big date] Guard your carnal treasure."
"I told you to guard your carnal treasure! You practically chucked it at him!"
"Tad Hamilton is an actor. How do you know he's not acting with you?"
"[to Tad] Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... she's talking about her friends."
"[kisses Rosie] I love you, Rosie. I always have. If I've been a jerk this last week, it's because I've been fighting - I've been fighting for you. I don't want to lose you to Tad Hamilton, or anyone else. You're the one."
"Yikes-a-bee."
"I can't go with you Tad, because you don't love me, you maybe want to love me. But I think what you love right now is the idea of me. You can't love someone for what they stand for or seem to be. You have to love them for their details, for the little things that are true of them and only them."
"You have five smiles, Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me."
"I am the boy-next-door... if you live in a dysfunctional neighborhood."
"When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most."
"Hey, if you feel it and you don't do everything in your power to reach for it, then you're basically slapping life in the face."
"Richard Levy: [showing Tad a tabloid cover story] Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time. Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever...but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image."
"Cathy Feely: [to Tad] And at which point, Tad. If you are going back to the airport, I will ride with you, and by the Route 73 cloverleaf, I will have given myself to you in ways you've only read about in the drugstore!"
"Henry Futch: Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David. It's just nobody bothers to tell that story."
"In every love story, there's only room for one leading man."
"Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch"
"Topher Grace - Pete Monash"
"Josh Duhamel - Tad Hamilton"
"Nathan Lane - Richard Levy the Driven"
"Sean Hayes - Richard Levy the Shameless"
"Gary Cole - Henry Futch"
"Ginnifer Goodwin - Cathy Feely"
"Kathryn Hahn - Angelica"
"Octavia Spencer - Janine"
"Amy Smart - Nurse Betty (Cameo)"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.