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"Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
"[on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? [pause] Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition. [Hangs up] He's dead."
"Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion. [Sneezes into hands, screams and jumps out a window]"
"Go quickly. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truck load of dead rats in a tampon factory."
"Movie? What movie?"
"Don't tell anyone."
"From the makers of the original "Airplane!" (not the Wright brothers)"
"Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers"
"Lucy Gutteridge - Hillary Flammond"
"Christopher Villiers - Nigel "The Torch", Resistance Leader"
"Billy J. Mitchell - Martin, Nick's agent"
"Jeremy Kemp - General Streck"
"Omar Sharif - Agent Cedric"
"Peter Cushing - Bookstore Proprietor"
"Michael Gough - Dr. Paul Flammond"
"Warren Clarke - Colonel von Horst"
"Harry Ditson - Du Quois, Resistance Member"
"Jim Carter - Déjà Vu, Resistance Member"
"Eddie Tagoe - Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member"
"John Sharp - Maitre'D"
"Ian McNeice - Blind Souvenir Vendor"
"Gertan Klauber - The Mayor"
"Richard Mayes - Vladimir Biletnikov"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.