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"Earwax. 'X' on a triple letter, 'A' on a double word. Seventy-two points."
"A quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. Scrub scrub scrub."
"You saved... my shoe. M-my life."
"You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches."
"What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers."
"Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? Teal, the color of gangrene. ... Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song? You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now!"
"You are exquisite. You're timeless. And you have the love of a man named Steve. A man who, while you were away having meetings about mozzarella, said to me: 'I can't believe she picked me. I can't believe I'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met.' So that tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work, it's gonna last forever."
"I had to go through your wallet to get your identification. And you know what I must say, I've ever met anyone who alphabetized her credit cards before."
"What if what I think is great, really is great... but it's not as great, as something greater?"
"Oh, of course. Krazy Glue. Why didn't I bring the Krazy Glue, in case his pecker fell off?"
"Geri: Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah."
"Penny: Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I... I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight... because she's going out of town tomorrow... on an African safari!"
"Bert: Girl asks you to dance, you dance."
"Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you."
"Massimo: You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love."
"Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t wed, plan."
"His big day is her big problem."
"Jennifer Lopez — Mary Fiore"
"Matthew McConaughey — Steve Edison"
"Bridgette Wilson-Sampras — Francine Donolly"
"Justin Chambers — Massimo Lenzetta"
"Judy Greer — Penny Nicholson"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.