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"You've been planning an alien invasion... in my Costco?"
"Here's the best case scenario: he's a lonely old man, he wants to waltz, he wants to listen to some of the old songs from his childhood. Worst case scenario: you're getting fucked in the ass."
"Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job."
"[about his massage chair] That is the best 2300 bucks I ever spent. I got it at a place called relaxtheback.com. It's like Toys-R-Us for your ass and back."
"Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those fuckers on every level."
"[revealing his gun collection] Welcome to candyshop, motherfuckers!"
"Lock and load, bitches! Anything from outer space, kill it!"
"Fuckin' alien came on my face."
"You don't fuck with Bob! You show Bob respect. Bob's my special guy. That's right! That's right. That just happened. You don't tell your parents about this. You don't tell your friends about this. You write it in your dream journal. You lock it up and put it under your pillow. I will come back here and I will kill each and every one of you! Except for those two hot girls I was talking to. They have my information, please have them get in contact with me. They seam great."
"It's OK. Touch my goo, Bob!"
"Neighborhood watch. What a fucking joke!"
"Ben Stiller - Evan Trautwig"
"Vince Vaughn - Bob McAllister"
"Jonah Hill - Franklin Fawcett"
"Richard Ayoade - Jamarcus Perkins"
"R. Lee Ermey - Manfred Salisbury"
"Rosemarie DeWitt - Abby Trautwig"
"Erin Moriarty - Chelsea McAllister"
"Will Forte - Sergeant Bressman"
"Mel Rodriguez - Chucho"
"Doug Jones - Chief alien villain"
"Nicholas Braun - Jason"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.