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"What's the matter, Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?"
"Wake up, Morty! Time to smell the audit!"
"Don't shame me in the synagogue."
"You know, I wonder how drunk Cynthia was when she decided to do a jack knife off of Park Avenue."
"(upon seeing a slinky dress) Now, I ask you, Duarto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!"
"Fill 'em up!"
"No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!"
"You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!"
"Chris: Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one."
"Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you one more face lift, you're going to be able to blink your lips!"
"Gunilla: (sees Shelley and Morty entering her building) Social climbers on the rise."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.