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"What am I going to do with my life? You know I didn't think college was actually going to end."
"I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough already."
"Repression is not such a bad thing."
"I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure."
"[holds up a banana] Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield. [peels the banana] First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until your left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes."
"Jack McMullen: I am a progressively modern, politically correct housewife."
"Jack is trying to save his marriage, Patrick is in a hopeless relationship, but their biggest problem is Barry's brotherly advice."
"Shari Albert - Susan"
"Maxine Bahns - Audrey"
"Catharine Bolz - Mrs. McMullen"
"Connie Britton - Molly McMullen"
"Edward Burns - Barry/Finbar McMullen"
"Peter Johansen - Marty"
"Jennifer Jostyn - Leslie"
"Mike McGlone - Patrick McMullen"
"Elizabeth McKay - Ann"
"Jack Mulcahy - Jack McMullen"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.