Starsky & Hutch (film)

"In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine."

"Stop shooting my car!"

"When I house sit for my sister I don't claim it's my house."

"[After accidentally shooting a horse] Are you OK, little pony?"

"Come on cap, don't drag Hutch into this. It was me, I shot the pony."

"[kid throws a knife and hits Starsky] Ow! Oh, mama! What is your problem?"

"A little word of advice: next time you're watching a place, don't claim that you own it just because you're watching it, OK? I house sit for my sister all the time; it's not like I claim that I own her house, ya know what I mean?"

"That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans."

"I am not...my MOTHER!!!!"

"It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8."

"Do it, Do it."

"I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat 'em? join 'em! Besides, a lot of cops worry about the wrong thing - crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno."

"[drunk in Huggy's bar, talking to another customer] Ruin me! He didn't care if he got ruined, that was the whole point of the episode."

"[ducking] That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man... And he's got knives. Goddamn."

"I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do."

"It's a '76, won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people who know some people that rob some people."

"I found yo' nine-iron, bitch."

"Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bent, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bent. It's lighter."

"That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?"

"Look what the wind blew in."

"I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all."

"Coke: it costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money... Do you think Kitty's free?"

"If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize."

"Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on.""

"Goodbye, heroes!"

"Big Earl: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird... 2 dragons."

"Dancin' Rick: This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights."

"They're the man."

"The original partners in crime."

"Tough on crime. Easy on the eye."

"Always on the lookout for a big bust."

"Crimebustin's a joint effort."

"Good Cops. Bad Hair."

"Ben Stiller — Starsky"

"Owen Wilson — Hutch"

"Snoop Dogg — Huggy Bear"

"Vince Vaughn — Reese"

"Fred Williamson — Captain Doby"

"Juliette Lewis — Kitty"

"Jason Bateman — Kevin"

"Amy Smart — Holly"

"Carmen Electra — Stacey"

"George Cheung — Chau"

"Chris Penn — Manetti"

"Molly Sims — Mrs. Feldman"

"Terry Crews — Porter"

"Brande Roderick — Heather"

"Patton Oswalt — Disco DJ"

"Will Ferrell (uncredited) — Big Earl"