Queer Duck: The Movie

"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."

"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"

"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."

"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"

"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"

"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"

"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"

"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"

"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"

"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"

"Tim Curry as Pecarry"

"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"

"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"

"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"

"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"

"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"

"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"

"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"

"Conan O’Brien as Himself"

"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"

"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"

"Kevin Chamberlin"

"Howard Hoffman"

"Nick Jameson"

"Debi Mae West"

"April Winchell"