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April 10, 2026
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"April Winchell"
"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."
"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"
"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."
"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"
"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"
"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"
"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"
"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"
"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"
"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"
"Tim Curry as Pecarry"
"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"
"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"
"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"
"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"
"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"
"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"
"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"
"Conan O’Brien as Himself"
"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"
"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"
"Kevin Chamberlin"
"Howard Hoffman"
"Nick Jameson"
"Debi Mae West"
"THE DEAD ARE COMING!"
"I didn't ask to be born this way."
"Everyone in the real world thinks I'm a freak, and you know what? Maybe they're right! Maybe I am a freak, but I never asked for your help... just go! GET OUT!"
"[telling Aggie's ghost the story about her] Once upon a time, long ago, there was a little girl. (Aggie: What?) A little girl who was different… Who was different from the other people in her village. (Aggie: I'm not listening!) She could see and do things that no one could understand, and that made them scared of her. (Aggie: I don't like this story!) She turned away from everyone, and became sad and lonely, and had no one to turn to! (Aggie: STOP IT!) The more she turned away from people, the more scared they were of her. And they did something terrible! They became so scared that they took her away and they killed her! (Aggie: NO!) But even though she was dead, something in her came back. (Aggie: STOP!) And this part of her, wouldn't go away. Not for 300 years! (Aggie: SHUT UP!) And the longer it stayed, the less there was of the little girl."
"[while confronting Aggie's ghost] They did something awful, but, that doesn't mean you should too! All that's left of you now is mean and horrible! (Aggie: That's not true!)"
"Don't make me throw this hummus! It's spicy!"
"I love my big booty, only my friend can squeeze it, and not Alvin."
"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"
"[Yelling at the angry mob] EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!!!! You all need to STOP trying to kill my brother! YOU'RE ADULTS! Stop it!"
"This summer, you don't become a hero by being normal."
"It's all fun and games until someone raises the dead."
"Kodi Smit-McPhee — Norman"
"Tucker Albrizzi — Neil"
"Anna Kendrick — Courtney"
"Casey Affleck — Mitch"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Alvin"
"Leslie Mann — Sandra"
"Jeff Garlin — Perry"
"Elaine Stritch — Grandma"
"Bernard Hill — Judge Hopkins"
"Jodelle Ferland — Aggie"
"Tempestt Bledsoe — Sheriff Hooper"
"Alex Borstein — Mrs. Henscher"
"John Goodman — Mr. Prenderghast"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.