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"Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!"
"You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!"
"Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?"
"You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee."
"You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry."
"Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now."
"My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business."
"I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed."
"She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii."
"Jack, you have like serious anger management issues."
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?"
"With parents like heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and entertainment impresario/personality Sharon Osbourne, you might have anger management issues, too."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.