Gina Barberi

"I didn't ruin the show!"

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news."

"I'm evolving damnit!"

"Will it taste like cheese!?"

"The poor can’t hold their liquor."

"Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants."

"Daylight trick-or-treating is stupid."

"I got a good job in a punchbowl."

"I want to put everything in my mouth."

"I tripped and fell and posed naked for a magazine."

"Next thing you know you’re out on your ass-hat."

"I'd like to have a sit on a few things."

"You'd be shiny and glossy and resist dust."

"You don't want to drop your gonorrhea. It's a mess."

"Are we ruining boobs for you?"

"They suck with a caveat."

"I had no idea I had such a memorable cervix."

"My brains are going out my nipples."

"I'm writing it in breast milk."

"We should all be marsupials."

"How did he feel about the Muppet?"

"High-definition Paxton butt."

"There goes my muff."

"Nice guys never have a soul patch."

"What if the deaf person falls down?"

"How do you think it feels for me? I'm the one with the butter inside."

"I only eat bacon socially."

"What do you need fish balls for?"

"If Someone had brought me drugs, I would have taken them."

"I certainly haven't stuck my face in the wilderness."

"I wanted a decorative pot to keep my hose in."

"Now my muff smells like steak."

"It seemed like an awful lot of trouble just to be naked."

"I have some strange muff.""

"I would have starved in the old west."

"Did I trip and fall into a geek show?"

"Hey there zombie pants."

"We look just like meat!"

"Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything."

"There's not enough Mason Adams jokes."

"I could be the bitch!"

"I left my muff in Park city."

"Just cruise around until you see whores."

"Is this from one of those smart foods you buy?"

"I wasn't all whored up."

"He thought I was a hooker!"

"I could be a prostitute!"

"I don't like to eat in the dark."

"Well, you've got to point out a pony."

"Jane Seymour made my I.B.S act up. I had to leave the room."