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"I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light."
"KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news."
"You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona"
"You’re large but not in charge."
"What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?"
"If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now."
"Thanks, Tonto, for your help."
"Prince Albert can't keep it in the can."
"I used to eat Gina's curd."
"I don’t have a fetus."
"It's folks what juggle fire."
"I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them."
"Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit."
"This baby will be born with a drinking problem."
"They might have been all up in your pregnancy!"
"We used to make condoms out of snow tires."
"You dumb bitch! I have scissors for hands!"
"Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper."
"Look at the size of that earlobe."
"I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me."
"We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!"
"Buttle me Boris!"
"My gaydar has gone haywire."
"They're from the guy who snipped my nuts."
"Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'"
"I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation."
"They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!'"
"He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee'."
"Eat your way to safety!"
"Is that about farting zombies?"
"I don't believe the government has a knobby."
"We're nothing but common whores."
"It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world."
"I'm talking from my muff."
"How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?"
"The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring."
"A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings."
"Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?"
"I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons."
"It's fun to watch butter on the hoof."
"Do what is right let the booty follow."
"Our show curdles milk."
"You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets."
"You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher."
"Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life."
"There is no way you could sit down more than you do."
"Growing up with the runs."
"I think I just got horny."
"What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?"
"Don't you know who I am?"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.