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"It's all right! She just swallowed a little jewelry, enjoy your dinners."
"In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee."
"I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier."
"There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed."
"You're going to major in Journalism or Law. Not Rowing."
"How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail?"
"I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him."
"It's like Noel Coward... with hockey!"
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser!"
"I say give them an opportunity to decorate their own cells with their personal interior decorator."
"Bob, calm your denial mechanism."
"I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality. I'm beginning to wonder if the world population isn't too limited."
"Laura: Please, no humiliating schemes."
"Rapper: Yo check it I'm through with love / I'm through with all you muthafuckas."
"DJ: That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden."
"Woody Allen — Joe"
"Goldie Hawn - Steffi"
"Julia Roberts — Von"
"Edward Norton — Holden Spence"
"Drew Barrymore — Skylar Dandridge"
"Alan Alda — Bob"
"Natasha Lyonne — DJ"
"Tim Roth — Charles Ferry"
"Natalie Portman — Laura"
"Lukas Haas — Scotty"
"Gaby Hoffman — Lane"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.