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"There's a giant blow dryer in my pool."
"I'm just a manicurist. I don't know about anything about anything, except nails. You know, nails?"
"Really, I could keep my mouth shut. I mean, I'm the kind of person that you could tell anything to and I'd never tell. Ask my cousin, Debbie. You know, she got like her boobs done and I never told anyone. Oh! Except I just told you."
"As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens."
"[to Ted] If meaningless sex is what you want, why can't you have it with me?!"
"A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to not bringing home nurses!"
"Well I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?"
"[singing] Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think, I talk like a baby, And I never pay for drinks, Don't have to worry, About getting a man, If I keep this blonde, And I keep these tanned, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see people working, It just makes me giggle, 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle, 'Cause I'm blonde..."
"I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children."
"You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. It's the baddest place on earth!"
"These degenerates broke into my home and destroyed my property. I want them arrested right now. They're MTV scum!"
"Woody: Hey! Jail isn't so bad. It's where I learned how to surf."
"Valerie's about to discover how far a girl has to go to find Mr. Right."
"A recent poll showed that 3 out of 4 aliens agree... Earth Girls Are Easy."
"Get ready for Earth Girls Are Easy because this is going to be fun!"
"An out-of-this-world, down-to-earth comedy adventure."
"Geena Davis - Valerie Gail"
"Jeff Goldblum - Mac"
"Jim Carrey - Wiploc"
"Damon Wayans - Zeebo"
"Julie Brown - Candy Pink"
"Michael McKean - Woody"
"Charles Rocket - Dr. Ted Gallagher"
"Larry Linville - Dr. Bob"
"Rick Overton - Dr. Rick"
"Nedra Volz - Lana"
"Diane Stilwell - Robin"
"Angelyne - Herself"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.