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"Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, and the next minute you're dead meat."
"Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? [makes a loud, weird noise]"
"[pretends to promote Turbo Lax] One half teaspoon, for fast, effective relief."
"[after dumping Turbo Lax in Harry's tea] To my friend, Harry... the matchmaker."
"(about a passing woman at the preservation society) I'd like to eat her liver with some "farver" beans and a nice bottle of chianti! [he and Harry imitate Hannibal Lecter]"
"Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy."
"[deleted scene] Let me ask you something. Do you want to end up like Petey? Dead? In some flea-ridden apartment? Face down in your own droppings? A soggy sunflower seed pressed against your beak? Come on, Harry! Don't you see what Petey was trying to say to you? You got to take life by the balls! Chew it up and spit it out! Dance to the tune of a different drummer! Spread your wings and fly and run and jump! God, help me!"
"Yeah, I'm heading to Aspen myself. Maybe we could meet up and have some hot chocolate."
"You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
"[to Mary, while looking at a pair of owls] Nice set of hooters you got there."
"What the one doesn't have, the other is missing."
"For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer."
"Jim Carrey — Lloyd Christmas"
"Jeff Daniels — Harry Dunne"
"Lauren Holly — Mary Swanson"
"Mike Starr — Joe 'Mental' Mentaliano"
"Karen Duffy — J.P. Shay"
"Charles Rocket — Nicholas Andre"
"Victoria Rowell — FBI Special Agent Beth Jordan"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.