Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

"Relax Mom, everything's going to be great when you're gone."

"[to Kenny] Since we are the two oldest kids, one of us needs to earn money. We will settle it this way. [takes a box of frozen pizza and prepares to toss it in the air] Mama Celeste face up, I go to work. Mama Celeste face down, you are selling carnations by the freeway off-ramp."

"No-one'll hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting."

"[repeated line] I'm right on top of that Rose."

"Kenny Crandell: (after shooting the dishes) The dishes are DONE, man."

"Zach Crandell: Cynthia, you're my moon goddess."

"Rose Lindsey: Don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time."

"Kenny Crandell: Swell. Will you hurry up? Melissa and Zach are beating each other over the last Sno Ball. It's the last food we got."

"Christina Applegate - Sue Ellen Crandell"

"Joanna Cassidy - Rose Lindsey"

"John Getz - Gus"

"Josh Charles - Bryan"

"Keith Coogan - Kenny Crandell"

"Concetta Tomei - Mrs. Crandell"

"David Duchovny - Bruce"

"Kimmy Robertson - Cathy"

"Jayne Brook - Carolyn"

"Eda Reiss Merin - Mrs. Sturak"

"Robert Hy Gorman - Walter Crandell"

"Danielle Harris - Melissa Crandell"

"Christopher Pettiet - Zach Crandell"